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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

thinblackbeauty:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Had to bold it.

telstar-5:

8日目のコンクリート

telstar-5:

8日目のコンクリート

hungary-hippos:

marfmellow:

posted about this guy before

unfortunately he’s still online and looking for women of color to exotify/fetishize. 

please reblog so other women of color in Colorado are spared. 

"You figured I called you exotic because of your race… When it was actually because of your hair, eyes, color and size."

HA.

Did the drug abuse cause the insomnia or did the insomnia cause the drug abuse?
That’s the question that keeps me up at night.
That and the drugs.
(via pondfriend)

fallontonight:

Dave Chappelle’s Kanye West story > all other Kanye West stories

Being raised in an unstable household makes you understand that the world doesn’t exist to accommodate you, which… is something a lot of people struggle to understand well into their adulthood. It makes you realize how quickly a situation can shift, how danger really is everywhere. But crises when they occur, do not catch you off guard; you have never believed you lived under a shelter of some essential benevolence. And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not crave excitement.
Curtis Sittenfeld  (via slightlycaptivated)
seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

politicallyinactive:

satanspoet:

Maude White

I’m. Not. Worthy.

How

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

vintagemanga:

Beautiful 70’s Garo / ガロ covers by HAYASHI Seiichi (林静一 ).

runningmermaids:

getting outfit inspirations from anime characters